What is Marketing

Whatis marketing?

... 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You goup to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! ' - That's Direct Marketing'

... 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friendsand see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at yousays: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'

... 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You goup to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi,I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Telemarketing'

... 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. Youget up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, youopen the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offerher ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That'sPublic Relations'

... 5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. Shewalks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That'sBrand Recognition'


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on yourface. - ' That's Customer Feedback '

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband.- 'That's demand and supply gap'


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Willyou marry me?' and she goes with him - 'That's competition eating into yourmarket share'

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - ' That'srestriction for entering new markets'